Dossier 001 · The Story
Greenlight Labs
Greenlight Labs spent eleven years trying to bottle a single stable formula. They never got close. What they got instead, three weeks before the funding ran out, was an overnight tech who mixed every leftover sample in the building into one tank just to see what would happen.
What happened is now living in the drainage pipes. The tank didn't explode — it blinked. Out crawled the first Bloop: one eye, two fangs, a body made of whatever was left over that night. Every Bloop since has been a little different, because every batch in that tank was a little different too.
Every Bloop goes through the same three stages before it's stable enough to leave the tank:
Synthesis
Raw chemicals combine in the dark. Nobody on shift is watching closely enough.
Reaction
The tank starts glowing. Somebody finally notices, several hours too late.
Mutation
It grows an eye, decides on a personality, and starts looking for the door.
Dossier 002 · Containment Readout
Mutation stats
Dossier 003 · Run The Experiment
Customize your Bloop
Mix skin, eyes, head gear, and lab equipment until it's a creature only you could've grown. The combination below previews what's possible once the real batches go into the tank. Every pull from the vat is logged, timestamped, and assigned a sequence number — nothing in this lab happens off the record.
A few specimens already stabilized
Pulled from early batches — yours won't match any of these exactly.
Patient Zero
Bloops #001. The one that started it all.
Hex Vision
Sees everything, explains nothing.
Lab Coat Larry
Filed the incident report on himself.
Containment Breach
Escaped twice this week alone.
Suit Up
Followed every safety protocol except the first one.
Tank Six
Still glowing a little, just in case.
Dossier 004 · Top-Shelf Mutations
Rare specimens
The scanner flags about one in every few hundred batches as something worth keeping behind extra glass. These three never left the high-security shelf.
Subject Omega
The only one the lab ever called by a Greek letter instead of a number.
The Glitch
Its file corrupts every time someone tries to print it.
Zero Point
Was found at room temperature in a freezer that's never once been opened.
Dossier 005 · Where We're Headed
The lab process
Bloops doesn't ship all at once — it moves through the same pipeline every batch in tank six went through.
Phase 01 — Synthesis
CompleteMix the first batch.
- Lore and specimen teasers released
- Allowlist vials handed out through quests and collabs
Phase 02 — Reaction
In progressTank goes live.
- Allowlist mint opens for early researchers
- Full reveal and trait rarity sheet published
Phase 03 — Mutation
PlannedGive them somewhere to go.
- Bloop specimen tracker — nicknames and mutation streaks
- First merch batch grown from community art
Phase 04 — Escape
PlannedLet them out of the building.
- Community containment fund with holder voting on future batches
- World expansion — new labs, new mutation types
- Long-term roadmap shaped by the researchers who stuck around
Dossier 006 · Classified
Lab incident reports
Greenlight Labs has a filing cabinet nobody wants to open. Most of it stays sealed. A few pages slipped out anyway — click one to see what got through.
Subject was meant to stabilize within six hours. It did not stabilize. It also did not stop growing for nine straight days before the tank was finally drained.
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Last seen heading toward the parking structure on sub-level two, moving faster than anything with that many legs should be able to.
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Minor breach in containment ring six. Cleanup crew reported the spill rearranged itself into a smiley face before they could mop it up.
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Everything above floor three. Everything below floor three. What's actually living in tank six, and why nobody on staff will say its name out loud.
Click to declassify
Dossier 007 · Clearance Protocol
Whitelist tasks
Finish these three before the tank opens to the public and you'll mint before anyone else.
Follow us on X
Keep up with leaks, lore drops, and the occasional containment failure.
Like and RT the pinned post
Help word about the spill travel faster than we can contain it.
Submit your wallet
We'll only ever ping this wallet when it's your turn to mint.
Demo checklist — connect Gleam, Premint, or your own API to verify these automatically and to actually store wallet submissions.
Dossier 008 · Release Authorization
Minting soon on OpenSea
Minting happens entirely on OpenSea — no custom mint page, no extra contract to trust. The exact collection link goes here and on X the moment it's live.
Ready when the tank opens
Finish your whitelist tasks now so you're not refreshing OpenSea at the last second.